Keepin' It Weird ~SIMC

I worked last night and slept until 4pm today.  It is now 8:15 and let me tell you about what I have packed into the last 4 hours.

~ Byron and I went to dinner with my parents.  On the way there, on a busy street near UF and the big hospital, Shands, we saw several police cars on the side of the road near an apartment complex.  No big deal, they were just rounding up a HUGE, 8-10 foot alligator that was sitting on the sidewalk.  Go Gators!

~ We went to Cracker Barrel and I filled my belly with country fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, hash brown casserole and green beans.  Ok, about 1/3 of a serving of all of it, and the rest is in my refrigerator.  PLUS, a few bites of my Mama's dessert: blackberry cobbler and ice cream. OH MAHHH GAWWD.

~ Then we went to The Walmart.  We all know that's an adventure any time, but today really topped any prior visit.  All we bought was light bulbs and Rain-X, people!  This was like a 15 minute trip.  And this is what transpired.....

~First we went to the hunting section and saw this:

It was a Redneck Convention.  They were waiting for the Ammo shipment to come in.  I swear I'm not even kidding.  (In their defense, ammo is in very short supply around here. Because obviously, the zombies are coming. Duh.)

~ Then as we're getting into the truck, there was an old lady standing by her car across from us with what appeared to be her grandson.  He was kind of douchey, in a pants-on-the-ground kind of way.
The old lady started SOBBING, and we realized her hand was SHUT IN HER DOOR.  Before we could react, Douchey Grandson unlocked the door and got her hand out, and then said calmly WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE: "I think we need to go to the hospital, I can see your bone."

YA THINK?!

~ THEN - because it wasn't over yet - we were leaving and saw this guy standing at the intersection:

Skin-tight shorts and pink shoes.  He danced and waved and blew kisses.  Free entertainment!  Gotta love it.

~ And I haven't even mentioned hubby ALMOST getting a nother seatbelt ticket.
Click it or Ticket, friends, they ain't joking.

Never a dull moment!

You Know What's Weird??

Weird is....

....knowing exactly what someone is going to say, before they say it.
This happened when we went to the Japanese steakhouse....while the chef was cooking, I thought, Andrew is going to say that he now wants to be a chef at a Japanese steakhouse when he grows up! And as soon as the thought crossed my mind, Andrew opened his mouth and said "I guess I'm going to have THREE jobs when I grow up - an army guy, a police man, and a chef like him!"
Weird!

...seeing your ex-husband driving around...in YOUR car!
We gave my son our old car to fix up. It had several things that needed to be repaired and we didn't want to put any more money into it. My ex can work on cars himself, so we thought it would be a good project for him and Tim, who is sixteen now and needed a car. Then, one of the ex's cars broke down, so he was driving our car! We saw him around town a couple of times, picking kids up from school, etc. in our car. Too funny, and....
WEIRD!

...dreaming about missing animals.
Today I dreamed I was frantically searching for our chickens. We went to the chicken coop and they were gone! Finally we found them and got them back into the coop, then realized our horses weren't in their stable! We had to round them up too. Why is this weird? We don't have any chickens. Or horses. Or coops, stables...you get the picture. (and no, I don't play Farmville or any of those Facebook games!) My dreams are just totally
WEIRD!

What's the weirdest thing that happened to you lately?