Ohh, that Princess and her Va....

I picked Princess up from after-school care today and she was in a great mood. I stopped for gas, and she got out and was twirling around, singing a song that she made up as she went along. "I'm dancing, la la la", etc.
While she was singing, she was climbing on one of the poles that they use to keep people from crashing into the pumps. She was straddling it, and here's how her song went.
"I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna dance, I just hurt my vagina, I'm dancing..."
I'm STILL hiding under the van. Anyone out there?


Julie said...

ROTFL! I so understand, only in our house it would be about penii! LOL

Alison said...

OMG...that is too funny!! I don't remember anyone telling me I would be mortified on a regular basis by the things that come out of my kids mouths!!