Habla Cheese Fries?

I'm working overnight tonight as usual. We ordered horrible, full-of-fat food for dinner. It took 40 forevers to get here, and when it did, my cheese fries were missing. Of course, we noticed this right after the delivery guy left. So I called the restaurant.
Wing Boy: Wing "Store", pickup or delivery?
Me: Actually, I'm calling about an order that was just delivered.
Wing Boy: Oh...you are? It was just delivered? Where to?
Me: XYZ Hospital.
Wing Boy: So what's wrong?
Me: There were no cheese fries.
Wing Boy: What do you mean, there were no cheese fries?
Me: I ordered cheese fries. He didn't bring cheese fries.
Wing Boy: Are you sure?
Here's what I want to say: Nope, I didn't even open the bag yet.
Here's what I say: Yes, I'm sure.
Wingy Dingy: Could there maybe have just been fries with no cheese?
He was serious.
Me: No, there are NO fries at all.
He keeps asking inane questions like did I order by phone or internet, etc. and then FINALLY says they'll bring me some cheese fries.
What do you think the chances are of this actually happening?


Anonymous said...

oh.my.goodness. Playing games with cheese fries is pretty serious business, if you ask me. I love cheese fries. I hope they get them to you! :)

Unknown said...

UGH! I hate it when that happens!! Usually happens in the drive through though. And.... it only happens when I don't check my order before I pull away.