A Search is a Search, No Matter How Weird.

I've never done one of these posts before, but upon looking at my google analytics tonight, I decided it was high time.
These are real searches that led people to my blog.

"stories of light shining through the clouds"
I get this. I did a post with a similar title. I liked that post, too.

a person's a person no matter how small
This is definitely from my reference to Horton Hears a Who, and I get searches on this one more than anything else.

dysfunctional people in my life
Yep, I have some of those!

fun back in dysfunctional napkins
Napkins? Seriously? Hmmm.

i am indifferent to my husband
That's sad. I'm not. But I think this came from a post about Fighting Indifference?

judgmental dysfunctional mother

no turd burglars
All I can do is giggle! Yes, I posted about this, go read it if you want to giggle too.

pee princess
Um, yeah, guilty. I posted about this too. I didn't realize I posted so much potty humor! And it hasn't ended; just today she was singing and nearly peeing herself. When will she learn to pee before dismissal??

sop meat juice
I just don't know what to say. I'm pretty positive I've never posted about meat juice, and I don't even know what 'sop' is. But it sounds disgusting!

tickling my funny bones
Oh, I really enjoyed this post, and if you missed it the first time around, I hope you'll check it out this time. You'll be glad you did!

We're very busy right now, but I promise I'm not neglecting your blogs on purpose. I have some big news to share, too. Great news!


Mamahut said...

That is too funny! You need to tell me how to do this. I probably don't want to know what I have said...or why they are looking for me.
Can't wait for your big news.

Tammie said...

i love these statistics. they're so much fun.

i cant wait for your big news!

Far From Perfect said...

this whole thing kinda creeps me out-tons of hits from different countries too. They NEVER leave a comment.

Kel said...

HA - those are some pretty funny searches. I love finding out what I pop up in under the analytics, seriously, it's strange what I show up for, always good for a little humor though!

Have a great day..can't wait to hear the big news!

Lauren said...

Just let us know "the date"

Jo-Jo said...

How did you do that? I wanna know! And please do not keep us in suspence much longer, I hate not knowing stuff. I break into my Christmas presents still to this day!

Aleta said...

OMG, too funny what people will Google. Now it has me wondering what I've typed in Google for searches and what people must think when they look at the analytics. Thanks for the smiles!

Kathryn said...

HA! Those are too funny. I still don't know how to check my searches. Dur.

I'm so excited about your news (don't want to give it away)! Congrats!!!

Sandy C. said...

Ooh, I love checking out the crazy search terms people use to find me. I LOVE reading these lists :)

can't wait to hear the news!

A Buns Life said...

Ok, yeah....I'll have to check out the turd burglar post...? Can't wait to hear the news? Was it court related? Can you tell I have no patience? :)

DFTF said...

Funny! I love seeing what people are searching for on the internet, although sometimes it's disturbing.

On The Verge said...

This is hilarious! I will have to try it. Kind of afraid what might come up!

Tonjia said...

oh this is kind of creepy. I dont know how to find out how people find me either, do I need to learn???

Aubrey said...

I still have squat coming in on my blog. I guess I have to start making my title a bit more risque'!

Bad Momma said...

Just the other day my son came home from school & told me he heard a girl in his class talking about one of my blog posts, http://bad-momma.blogspot.com/2008/09/good-ideas-gone-bad.html

Her mom had googled good "inventions gone bad" to help get ideas for the same assignment I wrote about and apparently found my post.(cheater!) She didn't know whose blog it was but when my son heard the girl discussing it at school, he admitted it was his mom who wrote that post.

Can't wait to hear your good news!

angie said...

Oh, OH. What's the big news? Spill it soon! :)

Maddy said...

If that's your first one, then well done you! And it makes for a great introduction.

Elizabeth said...

I want to know how to check my analytics, too!

Caffeine Court said...

I haven't checked mine out lately, but there is always some weird stuff in their.

Why in the hell would someone look up Turd Burgler.

Maybe it's the dachshunds, my doxie is a cat turd burgler!

Okay, now spill it, wha't your news!!!

Melissa said...

Search strings are fun, aren't they? I only get stuff about dishwasher repair though.

Maeve's Mom said...

These are awesome. I have a friend that got upset when someone searched "gril on dog action" and got her blog. She was most offended that they couldn't even spell girl.