9.02.2008

Ladies, this is not pretty.


Seriously.
I was in Target on Monday and walked into a bathroom stall. Lo and behold, what do I see?
This.



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Go ahead, let's all say it together:
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
I might expect to see that in a men's bathroom if I were to ever venture into that Great Unknown. And when my T-bone was little, it wouldn't have surprised me to see it at home.
But in a ladies' room? Come on ladies. We are not supposed to sprinkle when we tinkle! We should NOT pizzle on the sizzle! And IF we have a little mishap while hovering, for the love of sweet baby Jesus, please, please wipe it. Do not defile the ladies' room with your golden shower droplets!
I've actually seen this a lot lately and frankly, it disturbs me. Why are women dripping all over the place? It's just not normal, and ladies, it is NOT pretty.
No more pizzle on the sizzle!


35 comments:

Sandy C. said...

Hehe...golden shower droplets :)

Seriously, I agree 100%.

I'd like to add:

And please remember to FLUSH!

Rhonda said...

Oh, so seriously laughing over here! You took a PICTURE of pee drops on a public toilet seat? lol

See, now I totally have a reason to buy a little portable camera. When I tell my husband of the situations that may arise that need instant photo-ness, he will certainly agree to it! lol

And yes, I agree it's gross.

But... You took a picture?

MoziEsmé said...

You tell them!

(Though that is really a sweet-lookin' wipe the seat sign.)

There is nothing worse than seeing the yellow droplets. Except sitting down too quickly and feeling them . . .

There is more than one reason I carry wet wipes around.

Tammie said...

I could not agree more! I 've seen it far too often lately too.

How does this even happen??!?!!
Honestly, I don't think I could pee on the seat if I tried. I imagine I would have to wiggle around a lot---but it wouldn't be easy.

I'm thinking the pee on the seat comes from gals who do the "hover" over the seat instead of planting their butts on it. I say we start a campaign to bring an end to the hover.

Have I given this all way too much thought?

By the way---the photo was a nice touch.

Jo-Jo said...

It seems that the womens bathrooms are worse then the mens anymore! Clean up after yourselves girls!

Sue said...

Ewww, that's gross!

The Girl Next Door said...

ACK! "Oh NO YOu DIDn'T" Take that photo. Gross. ONly thing grosser is the pee itself. you are too funny.

Melissa said...

Niiiiiice.

I could have gone without the photographic evidence though. :)

A Buns Life said...

Now, how in the hell did Olivia, get all the way down to your Target?!? When I posted about this earlier in the week, I think people thought it was just Jake, but Olivia does it too!
It totally grosses me out and I am sick to death of it!! Wipe it the F up!

Kel said...

Oh my gosh...I am so with you on this one! HAHA I walked into the bathroom at work yesterday and found JUST THAT! Seriously, aren't we grown enough to 'wipe up' behind ourselves...come on now-what makes you think I want to clean up after YOU if you won't clean up after yourself??

Have a great day!!
~K

mrsbear said...

Amen to that, it's just common courtesy, clean up after yourself when you sprinkle. Ick.

Maeve's Mom said...

This is why I was thrilled when my son wanted to stand-up to pee. Public bathrooms seem to be getting nastier and nastier and at least that way I don't have to clean for him to sit down, but, I do clean up after him if he sprinkles. Maybe this phenomenon is all mothers taking boys into the restroom with them?

Lauren said...

Oh I see this all the time in ladies rooms. It's cause we squat and heck I am not cleaning up someone else's peepee. ICK!

soleil said...

I love the sign!! I think I've seen that somewhere before!

Public restrooms gross me out but I have to use them all the time!

Mamahut said...

Oh I am so with ya on this one. If they didn't hover...there would be no reason to hover. I'm middle aged and I have a really bad knee, I couldn't hover if I had to. I don't know if I'm jealous or sincerly pissed when they leave their messes behind, pun intended.

Kathryn said...

You do know I live in a house full of boys, right? Ugh. So icky sometimes.

Ramblin' Red said...

I've seen it a lot lately too, yes it's gross, but methinks it has much more to do with the young children who also tinkle in the ladies' rooms rather than women have just gotten gross.

Debbie Y. said...

I don't like the mommas that think it is alright to hoist their little girls feet up onto the seat and let them hover and pee. I have gone into the stalls way too often lately and found shoe prints on the seat. That tics me off bad.

Ladies, please use the paper seat covers that they supply in the bathroom so there will be no mess for the next one of us in line to tinkle.

Now you have gotten me on a rant. Gee thanks! LOL

Wep said...

This is why people should stop being so paranoid and just sit the heck down! I mean I sat on a portajohn last weekend at the end of a college football game and I'm still alive.

cough.

Kelly said...

So funny and so disturbing that you have a shot of someone elses piddle on your blog!! Anything for the blog...that's my motto!!

Elizabeth said...

That is definitely EWW! However, I have had the pleasure of finding something that rhymes w/ EWW (#2) in a large quantity on the back of a public toilet in a FANCY RESTAURANT! It had to be deliberate!

Aleta said...

EWWWW is right! OMG. Funny post though with the evidence on camera!

Outnumbered2to1 said...

Oops, I'm afraid that was probably one of my girls. Seriously? WTH? I am constantly in our home bathroom like, what are you doing? Standing on the seat? All I can say is clorex wipes. Or different stall. Probably the wipes at home, different stall in public?

OHmommy said...

I am LMAO that you took a picture. That is hysterical and eeeewwww..... It must have been my Lola.

Lula! said...

This is why I fear public toilets in a manner that is probably clinical. I'd rather pee in a big ol' Depend than use a public potty.

Yeah, I totally admitted to that. Not that I've ever done it, but still...

anymommy said...

So gross. I dread public toilets with my kids!

Cristin said...

Ewwww is right.... that's why we need to master the 'hover pee'

Marla said...

I try my best to avoid public bathrooms for this very reason. I have to agree... ladies wipe the seat, it's gross!! I'm sure their bathrooms at home are just as NASTY!

Tracy said...

AMEN! And I'd like to add to this because at my last job, it was around PROFESSIONALS. With multiple degrees and shizz and for some reason these women could not comprehend that when you lose the tampon... you flush. Really simple. When you drop the kids at the pool... you flush! I don't know how many times I walked into the bathroom and had to flush every single toilet because none had been flushed. That's just grody.

Casey's trio said...

Seriously....I have seen that tinkle on the seat WAY too often. What is wrong with people??

Ashley said...

So true - sometimes our womens' restroom at work is like this and I always wonder who the culprit is. Gross!

*and I didn't realize there weren't Krogers in Florida. Learn something new everyday.

Krazy Armstrong K's! said...

LOVE the sign and even more love all your little wordings for it! lol

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

hi cyndy,
hehehe, you made me giggle.

i hate seeing this in the girls' room, too. so funny how you took a picture for us!

hey, cool, glad you rec'd the winnings successfully and enjoyed. congrats.

night night, kathleenybeany :)

KandeeInNY said...

The office I work in has abut 6 girls in it. Now, some of the girls are young (25'ish) but i can't tell you how many times i have changed the toliet paper roll. Guys? Well, I won't even go there but I thought us "women" always changed the rolls..

I love being a mom in my own house but I don't feel like I have to be "the Mom" at the office.

Kimmylyn said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth because I swear I hate when I see that..