3.07.2008

The Princess and the Peepee

Sometimes, when I pick the Princess up from school, she has to pee. But she doesn't tell me this while we're still at the school. Oh no! That would be far too easy. She waits until we're stuck in traffic. It doesn't happen as much lately, but last year it was way too frequent, and accidents happened. It was frustrating! So, while trying to think of solutions, one thing we did was make up Pee-pee songs, to distract her. Whatever song popped into our heads, we'd change the words and make it a pee-pee song.

Like:
a-b-c-d-e-f-g, I have really got to pee.
q-r-s-t-u-v, it makes me want to climb a tree.

Hey, we're not songwriters or anything. We're just rolling with it.

So, that princess of mine is a huge fan of Taylor Swift, a young country artist. WAY better than Hannah Montana, so I encourage this. She knows all of her songs, but her favorite is called "Our Song", and she knows every word. Which is great. Except.........the other day on the way home, she had to pee. So, she's trying to take her mind off of it by singing a song. And she started singing "Our Song". Which starts like this:

"I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car.
He had a one-hand feel on the steering wheel, the other on my hea-a-art!"

But The Princess's pee-pee version made us all jump out of our seats and yell.
She burst out with:

"I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car.
He had a one-hand feel on the PEE-PEE........."

I don't know what the rest would've been because our reaction cut her off before she could finish. Poor thing, she was so embarassed! But we all got a good laugh out of it.
That princess! You never know what's going to come out of her mouth!

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-13.5 lbs since surgery

7 comments:

The Immoral Matriarch said...

That is hilarious!! *lol*
I like that song too - and I despise Hannah Montana.

I stopped by, and I saw this:
"I HATE rude people, animal cruelty, breed specific laws, irresponsible pet owners, ignorance, brussels sprouts, bad drivers, drama, nosiness, assumptions, judgemental people, mushrooms, self-righteousness, black olives, greed, puppy mills, dog fighting, and liver."

and I thought that I wrote it. I rescue too, and lecture against BSL! :)

A Buns Life said...

Too funny! I would have peed MY pants from laughing!

MamaWise said...

Haha! My son just started making up songs too, although they are not pee pee songs yet, they crack my DH and I up!

Groovy Mom said...

Funny title! We have those exact same moments around here, and it's hilarious. Yesterday my four year old was eating a peanut butter sandwich and she said to her big sister, "Wanna lick the peanie" I thought my oldest daughter was gonna choke.

Huckdoll said...

Clever little thing :)

LunaNik said...

HAHAHA!!!

Priceless!! The things kids say, eh??

How are you feeling btw? I hope your recovering nicely!

creative-type dad said...

Great pee songs!

I think she should record them and show that Hannah girl a thing or two.