- A pharmacist tells a customer, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.'
- My mother-in-law is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder.
- Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
- What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are Wanted.
- Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, 'My mother-in-law is an angel.' Rick replies, 'You're lucky. Mine is still alive.'
"....and that's all I have to say about that." - Forrest Gump
11 comments:
hee hee hee
Those are funny!
Yeah, that, that says it all ;-)
yep... i like these. they made me lol..
c
too funny.
my MIL is a difficult, unpredictable woman. we limit contact to prevent more stress.
This is perfect for today...because if my MIL feeds my daughter anymore off-limits food, I'm gonna work harder on obtaining that arsenic!
LOL Uh oh, I take it you have some MIL issues! These were great!
Listen .. uh ... I know some people ... I'm just sayin' ... you know ...
Okay, those are hilarious!! I can't complain too much though. I got lucky with my MIL.
LOL mine are definitely outlaws!
Cyndy!!!! :) Those are too cute! How have you been? Oh, I've so missed reading my daily dose of dysfunction. *wink* I hope you and your family had a wonderful easter and I can't wait to catch up!!
~K
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