Dear Santa,
I've been a really good girl all year. I did not kill, choke, or stab anyone, despite being seriously tried and tempted. Not even one person! Are you proud of me? Because I'm quite proud of myself.
I haven't asked for much, Santa Claus. I am really a low-maintenance girl, and quite easy to please.
So here's a song for you.
Love,
Cyndy
Santa baby, just slip a Netbook under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
Santa baby, a Mustang convertible too, or TWO,
Son's a Mustang fan too,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
Think of all the revenge I've missed,
Think of all the butts that I haven't kicked!
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list...
Santa baby, what good's a Netbook without Wifi? Oh my.
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
Santa honey, one little thing that I really need, some cash,
Just a nice little stash,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a nice cruise, and booze,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight!
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some cute stuff that I don't even need!
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me...
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
And yes I do mean a phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
13 comments:
I even SANG your song!! Too cute!! Let me know if it works!!
ROFL, I love your version best Cyndy! I sang along with it too.
So clever, girlfriend!!
i sang it, too! those all sound like reasonable requests!
That was genius!!
Absolutely HILARIOUS and who knew when you were doing it you were entering my funny Christmas song lyric contest!
http://www.pajamasandcoffee.com/
As of now you are the only entry so the $138 Bedhead Pajamas are yours if no one else enters!
No hacking. ;)
Awesome tune, dude.
Absolutely HILARIOUS and who knew when you were doing it you were entering my funny Christmas song lyric contest!
http://www.pajamasandcoffee.com/
As of now you are the only entry so the $138 Bedhead Pajamas are yours if no one else enters!
No hacking. ;)
Awesome tune, dude.
Awesome... love it! And pretty reasonable 'asks' as well!
First off - I love your theme! I love winter but in Florida, there's not much snow! =) The mittens and snow falling make me miss home!
And your song is so cute! Between you and @marymac, I'm inspired! I think I'm going to create my own song and see what happens!
Wish me luck! And Merry Christmas! =)
I meant to leave a comment on this yesterday and I guess I didn't.
I think if you wear a sexy little outfit while singing this song Santa might do right by you.
I sang too! Because I love that! Your list is the same as mine!
Totally wonderful rendition... will you send Santa my way when he is done at your house... I've been a really good girl this year, too!!
I love the song! And if it works - you are quids in! Let us know if Santa really does deliver!
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