Do we seriously have to have the same "running with sticks" conversation at every.single.softball.practice? Don't you get tired of hearing "I spend enough time at the flipping hospital working, I am in no mood to sit in the ER for hours holding your freaking eyeball in my hand!" ? Because I get tired of saying it. Over and over and over....
You are on the biggest non-listening kick of your lifetime. It's like I'm speaking Chinese! Do me a favor and take a crash course in the Chinese language before my head explodes!
Clearly, I am super cute and fashionable. But fortheloveofGod, STOP wearing my clothes! Seriously, you have your own, and WAY more than I do! Keep your paws off of my stuff!
You're off the hook this week. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Constipated - JUST KIDDING!
Thank you so much for making dinner while I slept on Wednesday afternoon, so that I wouldn't have to cook when we got home from softball practice at 7:30 PM. You are so full of awesomesauce!
Your Loving Wife,
Dear Daily Shite,
Thanks for posting this....totally made my day!
Turtle-Loving Dysfunctional Mom
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