Dear Peeps!

It's time for Letters to Someone, or as I am calling it today, Dear Peeps! Letters to Someone are the brilliant creation of Short Mama of Family of Shorts, which is one of the cutest blogs I've ever seen.

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Dear Shelbie,
Before leaving the house, please be sure you have two matching sneakers, preferably both of them belonging to you. Grabbing one of your own sneakers and one of your younger sister's sneakers, then running out the door, causes everyone to be late when you realize it halfway to school, and have to turn around and go back home!

Dear Friday,
Why must you take so long to arrive every week? I love you dearly, please stop being so elusive.

Dear Hips,
I would really appreciate it if you would stop hurting. I realize I'm not exactly young, but, seriously? I'm 36. That's not ancient. So, why? Why must you cause me this unholy pain?
Painfully Yours,

Dear Aunt Flo,
You know I don't like you. In fact, I despise you. It's bad enough that you visit me once a month. But twice? Only 2½ weeks apart? That is SO not okay. You are not welcome here, lady. Stay away!

Go visit ShortMama for more Letters to Someone!


Tammie said...

oh cyndy this had me laughing out loud. lately if i sleep on my side too long i wake up with the worst hip pain. not cool. we should not be suffering from hip pain in our thirties.

and ive been getting my period twice a month too. what is up with that?

mommaof4wife2r said...

do u live here??? hilarious!

shortmama said...

I was late getting mine up but I filled out the Mcklinky for ya!

Id be very unhappy with Miss Flo if she came more than once a month too! What is up with the hips, mine were hurting so bad last night when I was trying to sleep...ridiculous!

Mrs Montoya said...

It's fun to see someone new joining in on Letters. I am so with you on Friday. Waiting six days for it to roll around every week is just not right :)

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

Hi there! Stopping by from SITS. The shoe one had my hysterical. At least she made an attempt at shoes. Last week I got to the doctor's office and my middle child (always the middle child) had NO shoes on. Really???

And sadly if I was talking to my hips, not only would I ask for less aches, but less mass! :)

Great blog. I'll be back.



Maricris Zen Mama said...

You are one funny lady and I loved all your letters! I should go visit Family of Shorts and join next time.

Noelle said...

those are too funny! love the one about the wrong shoes!

Mommy Bear said...

Haha! Loved your letters.

C said...

bwahahahaha! funny post. hope you and yours have a happy thanksgiving! yummy cant wait..


Tiaras said...

did you ever consider an IUD or going on the pill??

Twisted Fencepost said...

I can SO relate to "Dear Hips"!
Can't sleep, can't walk...without pain.
Wish it would go AWAY!

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

AHAHAHA! I love it! I might have to join in on the fun at some point - yours is hilarious! :)