1. I did not stay awake all day Friday to spend time with John, after working 12 hours the night before. That would be crazy!
2. I did not fall in love with dozens of dogs while volunteering for the Pet Rescue at Petsmart on Saturday. Who would do that? Not me!
3. I did not go thrift shopping yet again! I mean, who thrift shops all the time?
4. I did not drink way too much sweet tea this weekend. That would not be a good idea at all!
5. I did not add another animal to our zoo this weekend. I do not have the word "SUCKER" tattooed on my forehead in large red block letters. I am not the one everyone at work comes to when they need to rehome a pet. NOT ME!
6. I did not marry a man four years younger than me. He turns 32 today!
Happy Birthday to the Love of my Life!
*I DID, however, fix my roots & brows this weekend! Whew, I feel better now.*