Oh, not THAT kind of prayer?

Alrighty! I can do this.

"Dear Jesus,
Please let those who mistreat me break both of their legs.
Please let them get stung by 100 angry bees.
Please let them trip, fall on their face, and knock out their front tee....
What was that?
That's not exactly what you meant?


Groovy Mom said...

Hey, there are prayers like yours in the bible:

" Arise, O LORD!
Deliver me, O my God!
Strike all my enemies on the jaw;
break the teeth of the wicked."

Psalm 3:7

:-D You and David seem to be simpatico.

Caffeine Court said...

So weird that you should write that...my sister and I just found out that a teacher from our high school days, who was a mean, snobby elitist on her high horse just had something really bad happen to her. It's terrible (I won't get into details) but she kind of deserved it.

suchsimplepleasures said...

i love when bad things happen to bad people! so if i were to pray for those who have mistreated me...i would pray that they get what they deserve!!!


Momo Fali said...

That's an awfully tough thing to pray for! I tend to only pray for the people who treat me with respect.

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

giggling silly girl :)

great night! kathleen :)

krissy said...


I would have said the same thing!

I cracked a rib laughing!

And I wear crocs too! LOL!

LunaNik said...

HahaHA!! That was great!

Erin said...

LMAO that is awesome! Is that like May they be infested by the fleas of 100 camels?

Melani said...

HAhaha ok I get it now, what a great idea! LOL