Alrighty! I can do this.
"Dear Jesus,
Please let those who mistreat me break both of their legs.
Please let them get stung by 100 angry bees.
Please let them trip, fall on their face, and knock out their front tee....
What was that?
That's not exactly what you meant?
Ohhhh.
WOOPS.........."
9 comments:
Hey, there are prayers like yours in the bible:
" Arise, O LORD!
Deliver me, O my God!
Strike all my enemies on the jaw;
break the teeth of the wicked."
Psalm 3:7
:-D You and David seem to be simpatico.
So weird that you should write that...my sister and I just found out that a teacher from our high school days, who was a mean, snobby elitist on her high horse just had something really bad happen to her. It's terrible (I won't get into details) but she kind of deserved it.
i love when bad things happen to bad people! so if i were to pray for those who have mistreated me...i would pray that they get what they deserve!!!
xoxo
That's an awfully tough thing to pray for! I tend to only pray for the people who treat me with respect.
giggling silly girl :)
great night! kathleen :)
Haaaa....Haaaa!
I would have said the same thing!
I cracked a rib laughing!
And I wear crocs too! LOL!
HahaHA!! That was great!
LMAO that is awesome! Is that like May they be infested by the fleas of 100 camels?
HAhaha ok I get it now, what a great idea! LOL
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