Silly Searches

I love checking my stat counter, not because I obsess over the numbers (I honestly don't, I'm all about comments!) but it's interesting for me to see who views my blog. But even more interesting - and hilarious! - are the searches lead people to the Land of Dysfunction.

"Turd Burglar Watermelon" - Geez, a girl writes ONE post about the Turd Burglar and can never live it down! Some version of Turd Burglar is a very common referral...but watermelon? I have no clue.

"Stupid Thing I Did to be Cool" - obviously this one pulled up my "Stupid Thing I Did Today" post.

"What does butter my butt and call me a biscuit mean?" - That cracked me up! Some poor soul must've encountered a Southern woman and did not understand her language! I love that phrase and used it as a post title. It just means "Well I'll be darned" or "Well I declare!".

"Boobs Break Buttons" - Um, yeah. No idea. I don't have this problem, so I definitely haven't been blogging about it!

"Crazy Old Moms" - WHAT?! Who you calling a crazy old mom, you young whippersnapper?! I will beat you DOWN with my cane!

"John Deere Boobies" - Again, no idea! But it's pretty funny.

And my favorite of all...............

"My life is so ridiculous I just have to laugh" - You and me both, friend!!

I am in a FOUL mood today, for no particular reason except the Curse of being a female (which necessitated an emergency trip to Walmart this morning for Reese's Pumpkins, but I digress...). But these crazy searches made me laugh anyway!


shortmama said...

Those searches are hilarious...and yet disturbing!

Melissa B. said...

Yeah. My life is pretty ridiculous, too. SITS sent me by, and I'm glad they did!

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Tara R. said...

I must have the most boring blog ever, my searches aren't anything as hilarious as these.

Kel said...

John Deere Boobies - OMG that is funny! :) Sorry you are in a foul mood but hopefully a pumpkin or two helps put a smile back on your face!

Have a wonderfully wacky Wednesday!

Twisted Fencepost said...

I'm with shortmama.
Maybe I should start paying more attention to the searches on my blog.
Between the searches and the Reese's Pumpkins....I hope you are back up to par soon!

Tater Tot Mom said...

Love these!

John Deer boobies - that sounds dangerous!

Suffering through the Curse without chocolate- that can be deadly! :)

Momisodes said...

These are hilarious! I've never heard of the biscuit phrase. I love it :)

And my oh my, you have a lot of boobie searches! :D

Kat said...

Haha! Those are hilarious!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Searches are such fun!!

Kind of in a bit of a funk myself today. Not sure why.
No womanly issues to blame it on - not for the last 12 years.

What could it be??


Semi-Slacker Mom said...

That's good. If you find out about the John Deere boobs.

A Fist Full of Dandelions said...

This cracked me up! Terms people use to search and land on my blog are not near this funny!

Rhonda said...

That was hilarious!!!

Unknown Mami said...

I get searches for "farkle".