So today I visited the employee clinic at the hospital in which I work.
To my surprise, I had not suffered a stroke, and I don't have a fatal illness. Woohoo, go me!
But, the doctor said that I do have Plantar Fasciitis.
Okay, fine. Sounds interesting.
She said I need to stop wearing crocs.
Okay, fine. Not the end of the world, I can deal.
She said I need more arch support.
Then, she said I need to stop wearing flip-flops.
Has she lost her ever-loving mind?
Is there anything else even available to wear in Florida in the summer?
I've been wearing flip-flops since....probably before I could walk!
I am a flip-flop girl!
She will get my flip-flops when she pries them off of my cold, dead feet.