1.29.2009

Oh my aching testicles....

Last week, after my foot diagnosis, I told the kids about it and then explained that basically it means I strained some tendons.
Today, Ladybug came home after school and had a friend in tow. They breezed in, grabbed drinks, and were heading back out the door. Walking past me, Ladybug asked, "How's your foot feeling?" and I said "About the same". Her friend asked, "What's wrong with your Mom's foot?" To which Ladybug replied.....

"Ummmm, what's it called........she sprung her testicles."

I'm pretty sure her friend now thinks I'm a drag queen.

***By the way***
If you put one of my buttons on your blog, first of all - thanks! Second, a kind reader pointed out to me that when you click on the button, it does not lead to MY blog! The code was incorrect and led to someone else's blog. I fixed it, and the code under the button is now correct.

40 comments:

anymommy said...

Kids crack me up. Hope your testicles are feeling better soon.

Lori said...

Ah-ha! You have the testicles! That clears up a lot of my questions about the Ex. Hope your testicles start feeling better soon!

April said...

Oh, boy...too funny! Take good care of those testicles of yours! Hee hee! :)

Irene Latham said...

Out of the mouths of babes... adorable! I've been reading your posts for a while...tagged you for a game at my blog.

Karol said...

Oh, what kids say....

Glad you fixed your button! :)

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Ouch! When you sprung a teste, what come outs?

Ick.

Hallie

Far From Perfect said...

I love that- when Bird was little she told her teacher that her Dad looked at womens boobs with telescopes. Meaning- breast biopsys with his microscope???? Her Dad is a pathologist??

Kel said...

hehe, does that mean that you 'grew some?' Oh thats funny and makes me giggle, snort, giggle.

~K

Kel said...

hehe, does that mean that you 'grew some?' Oh thats funny and makes me giggle, snort, giggle.

~K

Keeper of the Skies Wife said...

What a hoot she is!!! Too funny! I wonder if she went home and told her mom?

Kori said...

Oh my gosh. That is HILARIOUS.

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

LOL!!!!!! Oh yeah... gotta love kids.

Honeybell said...

My recommendation: Scrotal support and lots of ice.


:p

Mama Wheaton said...

Are you feeling manly? You could open this jar of pickles for me!

Aubrey said...

"testicles"
*giggle*

How funny!

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

I suggest you wear a jock strap to support your sprung testicles! Hope your testies feel better soon!

Ramblin' Red said...

Oh my heck, kids!!

LOL - had to click over when I saw the title in my feed reader!

Ashley said...

Ouch! That must hurt. I hope your testicles are feeling better. Haha!

John Deere Mom said...

Oh my gosh...that is hilarious! I nearly spit my drink out!

Hattie said...

Too funny!!!! Thanks I needed a good laugh!

Aleta said...

ROTFLMAO - THAT was PRICELESS! Oh my gosh, still laughing!

MoziEsmé said...

That's hilarious! Fortunately Esme doesn't know the word "testicles" yet...

bfs ~ "Mimi" said...

Hilarious!!!!

OHmommy said...

OMG... that is hilarious. Did she tell her mother, lol!

Mrs4444 said...

Thanks so much for the extreme belly laugh!!!

Swirl Girl said...

I knew you had some cajones (read: balls ) and I am sorry they are sprained!

LOLOLOLOLOL

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

too funny!!

TattooedMinivanMom said...

I hate it when I spring my testicles!

Butterfly Kisses said...

OMGosh!!!! That is freaking hilarious. It's so weird. This is the 3rd blog I've been in about how a kids says or does something hilarious. Kids crack me up! Gotta love them.

krissy said...

Good Gracious, that made me spit pop out of my nose. Hahaha.

I hurt my foot a month ago and it freaking hurt. It still sends pains radiating up my leg now and then.

Hopefully, you testicles feel better soon. Should we call you by "Charles" now or is Cyndi still okay? LOL.

Casey's trio said...

Now THAT is hysterical:)

Bad Momma said...

Too funny! Hope you are feeling better soon.

Lauren said...

Too funny. A real gender bender.

CC said...

Darn that leading to someoneelse's blog! ;)


and how those testicles are feeling better soon :) :)

Jennifer said...

this is so funny!

Jen - Queen of Poo said...

ROFL!! Um, is there anything you'd like to tell us? ;-)

Minxy Mimi said...

OMG!!!
Thats hilarious!

Jennifer said...

LOL!! that was good. i hope your foot and your um... testicles/tendons same diff. start to feel much better!!

i'm going to grab a button now and put it on!!

xoxoxo

Marivic_Little GrumpyAngel said...

That is soooo funny! I hope you're feeling better and your "testicles" healed well :-) Ha-ha!

WheresMyAngels said...

Oh that is so funny, you were advertising for another blog.

Really funny about the "testicles".
That child may not be allowed to come back over to play.