4.08.2010

InLaws or OutLaws?


  • A pharmacist tells a customer, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.'
  • My mother-in-law is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder.
  • Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
  • What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are Wanted.
  • Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, 'My mother-in-law is an angel.' Rick replies, 'You're lucky. Mine is still alive.'

"....and that's all I have to say about that." - Forrest Gump

11 comments:

diane rene said...

hee hee hee

Kirby3131 said...

Those are funny!

anymommy said...

Yeah, that, that says it all ;-)

C said...

yep... i like these. they made me lol..

c

Tammie said...

too funny.

my MIL is a difficult, unpredictable woman. we limit contact to prevent more stress.

My Mercurial Nature said...

This is perfect for today...because if my MIL feeds my daughter anymore off-limits food, I'm gonna work harder on obtaining that arsenic!

One Pork Chop said...

LOL Uh oh, I take it you have some MIL issues! These were great!

LceeL said...

Listen .. uh ... I know some people ... I'm just sayin' ... you know ...

Kmama said...

Okay, those are hilarious!! I can't complain too much though. I got lucky with my MIL.

shortmama said...

LOL mine are definitely outlaws!

Kel said...

Cyndy!!!! :) Those are too cute! How have you been? Oh, I've so missed reading my daily dose of dysfunction. *wink* I hope you and your family had a wonderful easter and I can't wait to catch up!!
~K