This Here Blog
Most of you probably didn't notice, but a couple of weeks ago, a Trolly person with nothing better to do on Father's Day came and left a few Trolly Comments on This Here Blog.
I refused to engage in any back and forth with said Trolly person; I simply deleted the comments and enabled comment moderation for the time being until said Trolly person gets a life (oh, I can only dream....).
But I did want to address a couple of things here on This Here Blog.
Is everything that Trolly person said true? Hell No.
Am I going through some major shit in my life right now? Hell Yes.
Am I going to blog about every detail here on This Here Blog? Hell to the NO.
You see, This Here Blog is MY blog. I can blog about whatever I want to on here. What I DO post is the truth, but that doesn't mean I have to tell every single detail of my life. (I just farted - must I blog that??)
Apparently I have an online fantasy life here on This Here Blog, and I wanted to apologize if all the luxury and glamour of my fantasy life have caused any of you to be jealous. Please don't hate me because of my incredibly fantabulous existence that I portray here on This Here Blog. I still love you little people, even if you'll never reach my level of awesome. You can at least visit my blog and attempt to absorb some of my amazingness. You're welcome.
(in the interest of full disclosure - I JUST BURPED. 'Scuse me.)
I don't expect you to blog about that fight you had with your husband. It's ok if you don't tell everyone that you fell off your diet HARD and ate the whole pan of brownies. It's ok if you don't want to share that you accidentally forgot to pick your kid up from soccer practice and the coach had to call you and you felt like a real douche. Or that time when you drank too much wine at your neighbor's cookout and puked in her azalea bushes (yes, I did see that.).
Because on your blog, you post what you want. On This Here Blog, I will post what I want.
And that's all I have to say about that!