Y'all, I am TIRED. In 13 minutes I will be finished with my fourth 12-hour shift IN A ROW. I have worked 48 hours in four days. SHUT.UP.
I am now at the point that where in I have The Stupid Tired. Everything is funny. It's eerily similar to being drunk. I would assume, as I haven't actually been drunk
To explain what I mean, I will share with you a bit of a recent text conversation:
Friend: do you like to eat?
(I knew this person mean "WHAT do you like to eat?", but a. I have the stupid-tired and b. I'm kind of an asshole.)
Me: Yes I do.
Friend: lol I mean WHAT do you like to eat.
Me: I like pretty much everything. Except for the stuff I don't like. That shit's nasty.
Friend: lol and what's that?
And then I laughed till cried.
Sweet dreams, amigos, I am OUT!!!