The Stupid Tired

Y'all, I am TIRED.  In 13 minutes I will be finished with my fourth 12-hour shift IN A ROW.  I have worked 48 hours in four days.  SHUT.UP.

I am now at the point that where in I have The Stupid Tired.  Everything is funny.  It's eerily similar to being drunk.  I would assume, as I haven't actually been drunk in at least 24 hours.

To explain what I mean, I will share with you a bit of a recent text conversation:

Friend: do you like to eat?
(I knew this person mean "WHAT do you like to eat?", but a. I have the stupid-tired and b. I'm kind of an asshole.)
Me: Yes I do.
Friend: lol I mean WHAT do you like to eat.
Me: I like pretty much everything.  Except for the stuff I don't like.  That shit's nasty.
Friend: lol and what's that?
Me: Mushrooms.

And then I laughed till cried.

Sweet dreams, amigos, I am OUT!!!


Amy said...

I hope you get a day off soon!

(that was seriously funny though....)

Tara R. said...

Okay... I snorted at this. I hate mushrooms, least of which because they do grow in shit.

Hope you got some much needed sleep.

Shannon said...

HA! The brain does some pretty weird stuff when it needs a break! Hope you're now resting well ;)

Tami said...

Wow! You ARE tired! Very funny conversation though. Get some rest!!!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Why? You can't work like that!!!!
FYI: This post loaded great.

Mrs4444 said...

Here's hoping you're feeling smart again now :)

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

Delirium. It's what's for dinner!

Hope you get some sleep soon.

Unknown Mami said...

I'm feeling pretty stupid tired right now. I hope you got some rest.

Kat said...

Hehe! I hope you've gotten some good sleep now. :)