It's a two-fer today - Friday Fragments and Friday's Freewrite! If you join in, be sure to visit Half Past Kissin' Time and/or Ordinary and Awesome to link up.
My personal theme today is:
My personal theme today is:
Awesome/Not Awesome.
Awesome:
§ My friend Heather is splitting up with her boyfriend. They live(d) together, and since things are ending, it's kind of awkward at home, so she is spending a lot of time at my house. She cleans, helps with the kids, and she cooks. Friends - I.have.a.wife.!! And it's awesome. And I may never let her leave.
Not Awesome:
§ "Someone" allegedly her ex who is innocent until proven guilty smashed the crap out of her car. Jumped on the roof, shattered her windshield, dented it all over. What.an.ass.
Awesome:
§ My oldest two kids are going to a church camp in Virginia this coming week.
Not Awesome:
§ My kids will be out of state, without family, for a whole week, for the first time ever! And I will miss them!
Awesome:
The customer in the truck ahead of me at the Chick fil A drive-thru this morning.
OK, so there was a hooman driving, but it's pretty awesome that it totally looks like the dog was handling everything from this angle.Not Awesome:
TV hauling FAIL.
And these are all just awesome. They make me laugh and I hope they'll make you laugh too!
25 comments:
What a neat post. I love this awesome/not awesome. That stinks about your friends car, but your awesome to that story made me laugh.
I want a wife to help me around the house!!! that would be sofa king awesome.
Twirling in from SITS! Wow what a drag. I hope she stands tall and lets him know who's boss.
Too cute! I hope things go well for your friend - but a second wife ... woo hoo!
Have a great weekend!!
~K
My kids are still under 6, but VBS was AWESOME. A whole week of half days of silence...........ahhhhhh!
Enjoy it!
Happy FF!
so you are the one benefitting from the breakup how cool
ROFL! Those last few were hilarious :)
So sorry to hear about your friend's ex. That sounds frightening. At least you're reaping some benefits though :)
Yikes. Are you sure you want to attract her stalker to your house?!
I love that you took the doggy photos; he's super cute.
That ad-Sofa King funny!! :)
love, love, LOVE, awesome not awesome! I might have to use it this weekend!
We all know Break-Ups are hard. I feel for your friend, tell her to feel free to cook, clean, and play her sorrows away! *wink, wink*
OMG...I can't believe that "someone" bashed her car up like that. Crazee people!!
And yay for having a wife.... all of my friends are lazy, I think.
Stopping by from Friday Fragments, those were hilarious and I am so jealous that you have a WIFE. I could really use one to clean up so I can blog more LOL
Stopping by for Friday Fragments. Loved the awesome/not awesome. I might have to steal - er, I mean - borrow that idea!
I especially enjoy a dog who drives AND does the drive-thru.
Yikes, it sounds like it's WAY a good thing your friend is getting away from that guy!
I love the Whore cartoon. Very funny.
LOL at the dog in the car!
I'm glad your friend is with you--but yikes w/ her ex and her car! Scary!
Love the awesome/not awesome posts Cyndy and the Sofa King ad is one of the best I've ever read. LOL.
I like your style!! Yeah...dude sounds like a hiney-hole...and that is so funny about the dog picture!!
Great post! I want a wife, too. Correction, I need a wife, too.
Love the drive through canine patron.
What does that guy think gives him the right to demolish her car? She should press charges!
Oh, and the outlet thing.....funny!
I love your Awesome/Not Awesome take on things... :)
I need a wife, too... ;) Sorry to hear about your friend's relationship - but with the car incident, she's obviously made the right decision to move out and move on. :)
Love the pictures in the drive thru - totally looks like the dog is driving/ordering! :)
The other pictures? Sofa King funny! :)
Happy FF a day late! :)
Loved these BUT I am so livid for your friend! How ridiculous! I hope she presses charges on him!
That is so exciting that your kids are going to camp foe a week! I bet they will love it!!
Hope you have a great weekend :)
Fun post. I need a wife too. Enjoy!
I am glad you are able to give comfort to your friend and in return, have such a great "set-up". So awful about her car! UGH!
Ohmygosh! That kitty is so cute I wanna squeeze it!
What a fun post! Thanks!
Love reading these awesome/not awesome scenarios!
I want a wife!!
Hallie :)
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