This month has sucked with suckiest of suckiness.
You know it's been a rough month when....
...the sound of the phone ringing makes you nauseous, thinking "Ugh, NOW what??".
...your ultimate fantasy is curling up in the fetal position and having someone pat your hair and feed you chocolate.
...you tell someone that your friend has had an even worse month than you and he says, "How on earth is that even possible??"
...you have a nightmare about snakes in the grass and don't even need a dream interpretor to figure out exactly what it means.
...you wish TS Eliot were around so you could give him a High Five.
Bring on May....PLEASE!!!